Winter Appreciation Pillows

Space Heater

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

Inappropriate Snowmen

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'