Snow Appreciation Pillows

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

A skier and a paraglider

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"It covers up all the debt."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."