Winning Trophies Gifts

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The Leafs win the Cup!

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.