Winning A Bid Pillows

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

First Prize!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

High Five

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

Champion.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Rodin's Late Arriver

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!