Winning A Bid Pillows

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

First Prize!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

High Five

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Champion.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

This is the twenty-first century, silly --- Log onto eBay and make a bid!

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Rodin's Late Arriver

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!