Winging It Experts Gifts

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Flight: Select your spot.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'Did they find the black box?'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

"I died in Buffalo."

Island windfarming

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

Plane Disappears. . . Crimea Democracy Disappears.

The Whip Hand

Wild Bird Sanctuary

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

I said left bank, not left turn.

For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."

Mohammed - Drone pilot hero of Pakistan.

"Let me Google that."

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

"This is your captain, I will soon be bringing round your hot meal and complimentary wine!"