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Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Joys of D.I.Y.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"I love what you've done with him."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Arctic Snails.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Birdhouse Apartments

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Future Homes

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.