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Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"I love what you've done with him."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Arctic Snails.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

Future Homes

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'