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Galician vineyards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'We'll take it!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Pints of Lager

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

"Wow, a full vat of grapes in 32 seconds! You're hired!"

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."