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Galician vineyards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'We'll take it!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Pints of Lager

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"Wow, a full vat of grapes in 32 seconds! You're hired!"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

Grapes

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."