Wine Cellar Tour Gifts

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'We'll take it!'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Pints of Lager

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Frank, it's water.'

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."