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"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'We'll take it!'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Pints of Lager

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Frank, it's water.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'