Wine Weekend Warrior T-Shirts

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

In the Guru District

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

French wine

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Things I've learned...