Wine Weekend Warrior Mugs

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

In the Guru District

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

French wine

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I make it myself!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"