Wine Bottle Wanderlust Gifts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'A cheeky red?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Toast'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Blue wine

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Winery tours.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'House red please.'

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'