Wine Bottle Wanderlust Prints

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'A cheeky red?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Toast'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Blue wine

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Winery tours.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'House red please.'

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'