Wine Shop Wanderers Prints

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Toast'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Blue wine

Winery tours.

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

"This one's rubbish as well."

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'