Wine Shop Wanderers Mugs

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Toast'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

Blue wine

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Winery tours.

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

"This one's rubbish as well."

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'