Windswept Wanderer Gifts

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

Captain in a storm

You Are Here

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Would you like some wings?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Whose the new guy?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The Not So Wild West

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"