Window Opener With Regrets Pillows

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"You run into a window, too?"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"What a rip-off."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Other Walks of Shame

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Long Limo Wait

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

'Your honor, we the jury have looked really hard out the window all day and would like to go home.'

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

Candy 50c All Sales Final.

Buyers remorse items.