Window Opener Pillows

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'She's so put together!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Quick swig first?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Just look'in'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Spiderman car window cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."