Window Clerk Pillows

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'She's so put together!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I don't do windows."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

University Book Store.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Just look'in'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'