Window Clerk Gifts

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'She's so put together!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I don't do windows."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

A man sitting in the grass reading

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

University Book Store.

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Just look'in'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'