Window Maker Pillows

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I don't do windows."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Mannequin's Rights!

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Galician vineyards

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

Winery tours.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'

'Ok, house red then, please.'

Wine from all regions.

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."