Window Making Pillows

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"I don't do windows."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Mannequin's Rights!

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

Finish the windows and you can have the TV remote back!

'I know where you live!'

Glass Production

'Your honor, we the jury have looked really hard out the window all day and would like to go home.'

'A little help!!'

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

Window Washing. Trust me

Installing window treatments is a bit like being on a Broadway stage. I always get a thrill when the curtain goes up!

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

'Okay, now blink.'

Window washer with springs on his feet.

'You're a lousy singer....'

Window washer with springs on his feet.