Windfall Gifts

'By the time you read this I'll have received my lottery winnings (and gone).'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

Rubbish spoiling water falls

I think therefore...

Contrabassoon

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

Weather front and weather back.

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

Conductor and waterfall

Lobster playing the bassoon.

Cor Anglais

Viagra Falls.

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

'If only we could harvest the wind coming out of there.'

"Rain is water falling from the sky? From the sky?! Yeah right, good one Dad: like I'm going to fall for this one..."

A man in a barrel goes down a waterfall