Rainfall Researcher Gifts

"Rain is water falling from the sky? From the sky?! Yeah right, good one Dad: like I'm going to fall for this one..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Giraffe Umbrella

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man showing in the rain.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Raining

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Weather channel.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'Storm'

Sinalization.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Reading in the rain.

Man selling dirt and mud.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"High Pressure Area"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."