Wind Tamer Pillows

Toupee.

'It was so windy on the motorway this morning... I was doing seventy in neutral!'

'It's so windy today that a hen could lay the same egg twice!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Menace.

Athens wildfires

"My turn."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."