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"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

On second thought, your honor

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."