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-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Emma Watson

Post Game Day Betting.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

On second thought, your honor

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

'What's that terrible smell?'

Dice Cubes

Great Moments in Chess

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'After twenty years the only thing I've learned from reading stock chars is that there is nothing to learn from reading stock charts.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!