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-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Dice Cubes

"Just a few pumps more...!"

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'What's that terrible smell?'

Great Moments in Chess

'After twenty years the only thing I've learned from reading stock chars is that there is nothing to learn from reading stock charts.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'