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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Bench Press Accident

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Burn out

Post Game Day Betting.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Breaking Through

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'You're too aggressive.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Piggy bank...cash cow.

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Let's begin with an x-ray of your portfolio."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Have my portfolio moved offshore."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'He died of too much money.'