Wagering Warrior Gifts

The highest score is yours in competition this weekend!

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Burn out

Post Game Day Betting.

Breaking Through

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'You're too aggressive.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'He died of too much money.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Rich react to higher taxes.