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"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Best Special Effects Award

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."