Will Wizards Prints

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."