Will Whisperers Pillows

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.