Will Whisperers Gifts

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.