Will Whisperer Pillows

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Judge getting hair done.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Surfer and the Whale

"My turn."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Office full of computers and wires.

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Graffiti like

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Literary Type

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'