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'Fair enough, he left everything in his will to the cat, but does she have to rub our faces in it?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Several generations live together in Cuba

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'