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'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Fishing for Birds

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

My Spam Sketchbook

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Nutty Assistants

Llama training

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Bizarre sights.

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

You too can juggle.

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Peg Party.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."