Quirky Will Enthusiast Mugs

'...and to my darling little pussycat, Tiddles, I leave my budgerigar, two white mice and four goldfish.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Karataoke

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

My Spam Sketchbook

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'What's wrong with you?'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Nutty Assistants

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"I'm working on a watercolor."

So, do you have any hidden talents?

Blue wine

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Bizarre sights.

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Circus News

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."