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'Fair enough, he left everything in his will to the cat, but does she have to rub our faces in it?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Several generations live together in Cuba

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

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Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'