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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bears catching fish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'