Wildlife Sentinel Pillows

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Duck Hunt

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'