Wildlife Philosopher Pillows

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Flea Philosophy.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."