Nature-loving Philosopher Pillows

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'