Wildlife Witticism Admirer Pillows

White Naped Crane

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

The Salmon Run

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Civilized Salmon

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Rubbish Carousel

"What'll ya have?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.