Wildlife Philosopher Prints

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Flea Philosophy.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."