Wilderness Philosopher Prints

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sausages.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Winter Weather.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"How's the salmon?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"