'How would you like to be a big star in the circus?'
Wildlife Ironist Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines a love for the wild with a splash of humor? Our wildlife ironist collection features clever designs that celebrate nature's quirks with a witty twist. Ideal for anyone who enjoys wildlife and has a mischievous sense of humor, these products add fun and personality to everyday life. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these thoughtfully crafted items bring a humorous edge to the great outdoors.
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'
'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'
Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'
Artist Misses the Point
Sartre's E-Mail
"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."
Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0
"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"
Income Tax Return
"Are you getting a signal up there?"
Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.
'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'
Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.
"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."
"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."
"Yes, I was downsized out of here last month. That's who this collection is for!"
'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'
"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."
Mistletoe Farm
Big fish can't eat the little ones.
The Misleading Wine Fridge
A mortgage and a shitty job-experience centre.
Capitalist tree hugger
Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'
'It's the only way they can control his testosterone!'
'It's too bad about them banning DDT. I was just getting to like it.'
"Oh, I'll get away with it - they'll blame it on a deer hunter!"
'My office!!'
Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down
Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain. (Published originally on April 28, 2009.)
Wildlife Ironist Gifts Collection
Wildlife Ironist Mugs
Explore more witty wildlife mugs that make great gifts for nature lovers with a sense of humor.
Wildlife Ironist Pillows
Discover amusing wildlife pillows that add personality and humor to any living space.
Wildlife Ironist Prints
Browse our humorous wildlife prints to bring a witty touch to your home or gift list.
Wildlife Ironist T-Shirts
Find your new favorite wildlife-inspired t-shirt with clever designs that showcase your playful side.