Wildlife Humour Gifts

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."