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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'They say to get a more accurate reading of a bear's size is to look at his ears.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.