Nature Guide T-Shirts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"Relax, it's not a magnifying glass to fry us, it's a camera macro-lens: Smile!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Wild Life Refuge.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Butterflies

Office of Outdoor Education

Off to your left, you will see where the Mississipi River has it's start.

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

Bird Outhouse

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

ET Mishap

"You've got a friend in me."

Africa Unscripted

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"